Robert Gustavo > Robert Gustavo's Quotes

“What?”
― Richard Nixon

“Take it easy, but take it.”
― Woody Guthrie

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”
― Bill Watterson

“Your mind is a shrieking, gibbering madhouse on wheels barreling pell-mell down the hill, utterly out of control and helpless.”
― Henepola Gunaratana, Mindfulness in Plain English

“ROSS PEROT was the best thing that happened in American politics since Richard Nixon acquired a taste for gin. In both cases, the political dialogue of the day was enriched by spontaneous gibberish that entertained the wrong people and made the right ones question their faith.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Better Than Sex

“One cannot expect men not to get drunk when there is nothing to do!”
― Nikolai Gogol

“The verses which he published in various reviews from time to time, and the neatly copied poems which he sent to his friends, superiors, and important personages, were neither much better nor much worse than thousands of other verse products of the day.”
― Ivo Andrić, Bosnian Chronicle

“I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.”
― Rebecca West

“I have found at this late stage in my life that when someone acts like an asshole the smart thing is to assume that's exactly what they are.”
― Digby

“The twenty-first century is a terrible time for frog-lovers.”
― Ed Yong, I Contain Multitudes: The Microbes Within Us and a Grander View of Life