Lisa Smartt > Lisa's Quotes

“Don't be fooled, Clara. No one's new and shiny. Not really.”
― Lisa Smartt, Doug and Carlie's Love Conspiracy

“Wait a second, Carlie. You're not telling me you're letting Aunt Charlotte help you find a man for Clara? Are you serious? You think My Aunt Charlotte, who has a raccoon in the house and washes out Dixie bathroom cups, knows where the right guy is for Clara Johnson?”
― Lisa Smartt, Doug and Carlie's Love Conspiracy

“Any dog can bed down a lot of females. But only a real man can love one woman for a lifetime.”
― Lisa Smartt, Doug and Carlie