Esther Wheelmaker > Esther's Quotes

Showing 1-2 of 2

like

#1

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder. ”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

tags: alibi, crazy, desire, funny, humor, husband, insane, justification, justify, love, murder, necessity, need, relationships, time, want, wife, woman, women, word-junkies, yearn

288 likes

like

#2

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. ”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

tags: absence, amazement, amazing, commas, editing, funny, god, humor, love, lover, relationships, sex, sex-god, transform, transformation, word-junkies, writer, writing

302 likes

All Quotes

Tags From Esther’s Quotes

alibi
crazy
desire
funny
humor
husband
insane
justification
justify
love
murder
necessity
need
relationships
time
want
wife
woman
women
word-junkies
yearn
absence
amazement
amazing
commas
editing
god
lover
sex
sex-god
transform
transformation
writer
writing