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  • #1
    William W. Purkey
    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.”
    William W. Purkey

  • #2
    Bill Watterson
    “You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
    What mood is that?
    Last-minute panic.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #3
    Bill Watterson
    “I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #4
    Charles J. Sykes
    “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
    Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add

  • #5
    Bill Watterson
    “In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #6
    Bill Watterson
    “When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #7
    Bill Watterson
    “What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
    Bill Watterson

  • #8
    Bill Watterson
    “[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.]
    Susie: Hello?
    Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like to come over and play.
    Susie: Why, sure! Boy, I don't think you've ever invited me to...
    Calvin's Mom: Calvin, what are you doing?
    Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away.
    Calvin's Mom: You're contagious! You can't have anyone over to play!
    Calvin: Shhhh! Shhhh! You'll spoil the whole thing! I was going to trick Susie into catching... HEY! OW! LET GO!
    Susie: [Hanging up the phone] Any chance of getting transferred, Dad?”
    Bill Watterson
    tags: humor

  • #9
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm a misunderstood genius."
    "What's misunderstood?"
    "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #10
    Bill Watterson
    “There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #11
    Madeleine L'Engle
    “You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.”
    Madeleine L'Engle

  • #12
    Bill Watterson
    “CALVIN:
    When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.”
    Bill Watterson
    tags: life

  • #13
    Bill Watterson
    “Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?
    Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
    Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin.
    Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #14
    Bill Watterson
    “You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!”
    Bill Watterson

  • #15
    Laurie Halse Anderson
    “It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.”
    Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak

  • #16
    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ

  • #17
    Jane Austen
    “A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

  • #18
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #19
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #20
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #22
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch



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