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  • #1
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #2
    Lemony Snicket
    “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

  • #3
    “I get to go to overseas places, like Canada.”
    Britney Spears

  • #4
    Margaret Peterson Haddix
    “Maybe everyone is just waiting for someone else to save them.”
    Margaret Peterson Haddix, Among the Brave
    tags: life

  • #5
    “What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
    Paris Hilton

  • #6
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #7
    “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.”
    Jessica Simpson

  • #8
    “Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #9
    Lemony Snicket
    “Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival

  • #10
    Lemony Snicket
    “The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #11
    Lemony Snicket
    “It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #12
    George W. Bush
    “I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who asked him to name the best moment of his Presidency.)
    George W. Bush
    tags: dumb

  • #13
    Cathy Guisewite
    “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
    Cathy Guiswite

  • #14
    “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”
    Hilary Duff

  • #15
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #16
    “To me, Fearless is not the absense of fear. It's not being completely unafraid. To me, Fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, Fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death.”
    Taylor Swift



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