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#1

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

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#2

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: books, humor, reading, television

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#3

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: friends, humor, jail

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#4

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: books, humor, reading

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#5

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: attributed-no-source

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#6

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
― Groucho Marx

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#7

“Humor is reason gone mad.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor, reason

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#8

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor, life

2193 likes

#9

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: classic-insult

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#10

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor

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#11

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: carpe-diem, happiness, live-in-the-moment, self-determination

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#12

“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”
― Groucho Marx

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#13

“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”
― Groucho Marx

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#14

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: gibe, insult

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#15

“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: art, humor

973 likes

#16

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
― Groucho marx

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#17

“I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: absurd, gibe, insult

848 likes

#18

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: funny, innuendo

719 likes

#19

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: leadership

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#20

“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: absurd

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#21

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
― Groucho Marx

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#22

“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
― Groucho Marx

597 likes

#23

“Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
― Groucho Marx

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#24

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor

469 likes

#25

“How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.”
― Ronald Reagan

tags: communism, politics

432 likes

#26

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.”
― Groucho Marx

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#27

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: truism

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#28

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
― Groucho Marx

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#29

“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: government, intelligence

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#30

“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
― Groucho Marx

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