Byron > Byron's Quotes

“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”
― W.C. Fields

“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
― W.C. Fields