Caroline Sams > Caroline's Quotes

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
― Groucho marx

“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”
― Groucho Marx

“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.”
― Groucho Marx

“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”
― Groucho Marx

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
― Groucho Marx

“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
― Groucho Marx

“I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”
― Groucho Marx

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
― Groucho Marx

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
― Groucho Marx

“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
― Groucho Marx

“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
― Groucho Marx

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”
― Groucho Marx

“Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
― Groucho Marx

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”
― Groucho Marx