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“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
― George Carlin

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”
― Groucho Marx, Groucho and Me