Wysteria > Wysteria's Quotes

“I have an hourglass shape. It’s just a big hourglass.”
― K.L. Montgomery, Fat Girl

“I do not read to lose myself, I read to find myself. To find some understanding, some meaning.”
― Nina Clare, The Stepsister and the Slipper

“Welcome to the real Marine Corps, a bunch of nerds on computers all day. We only go to the gym so the grunts don't eat us.”
― Jess Mastorakos, A Match for the Marine

“I’m never late, not ever. I always arrive exactly when I plan to. Whether that coincides with other people’s schedules is another matter entirely.”
― Shari L. Tapscott, A Bear's Bride

“A teacher's deadliest weapon is a red pen.”
― Tazannah Gresheld

“There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous crème pies you can just smash in somebody's face. But this is definitely one of them.”
― - Lorelai Gilmore

“When I have made one zillion dollars from my rocket gum invention you will eat those words! Or rather you will chew those words and blow a bubble with them.”
― - Lorelai Gilmore

“I dream of a better tomorrow. One where chickens can cross the road and their motives remain unquestioned.”
― Anonymous

“I hate when couples fight and change their status to 'single' when they're still together and are just mad at one another. Do you see me changing my status to 'orphan' after I fight with my parents?”
― Anonymous

“You fight like my sister!
I fought your sister, that's a compliment.”
― The Road To Eldorado

“I Was Just Walking By And The Thing Came Out Of Nowhere And Bam! Beaked Me Right In The Eye.”
― Jess Mariano, Gilmore Girls

“It's Getting A Little West Side Story Here, Dean, And I Gotta Warn You, My Dancing Skills Are Not Up To Snuff.”
― Jess Mariano, Gilmore Girls

“I Don't Want To Talk To Anybody Else. I Don't Like Anybody Else.”
― Jess Mariano, Gilmore Girls

“Then maybe growing up doesn’t always mean carving out the magic from your soul. Maybe — just maybe — growing up can be a way of letting your dreams expand, like a falling star becoming a magical island resting in the middle of a galaxy.
Maybe growing up isn’t letting you soul die but entering another adventure. -Peter”
― Kara Swanson, Dust

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss