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“You've just spent an entire prehistoric human lifetime as an ice ghoul and people are needling you for having too many arms?" I shake my head. "I just assume you have a good reason.”
― Charles Stross, Glasshouse

“MINUS TEN POINTS FOR PUBLIC NUDITY.”
― Charles Stross, Glasshouse

“We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck.”
― M. T. Anderson, Feed

“The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.”
― Cervantes Saavedra

“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”
― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote

“Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!”
― Dale Wasserman, Man of La Mancha: A Musical Play

“Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

“Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.”
― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

“El que lee mucho y anda mucho, ve mucho y sabe mucho.”
― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, El ingenioso hidalgo Don Quijote de La Mancha

“¡No milagro, milagro, sino industria, industria!”
― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, El ingenioso hidalgo Don Quijote de La Mancha

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe