Quotes - Jay Storey (jayallanstorey) (Vancouver, BC, Canada) Showing 1-13 of 13

#1

“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.”
― Mark Twain

tags: misattributed-mark-twain, newspapers

3564 likes

#2

“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
― Alexandre Dumas-fils

tags: misattributed-to-einstein

21524 likes

#3

“I'm a man of simple tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: lifestyle, living, oscar-wilde

228 likes

#4

“I cannot choose one hundred best books because I have only written five”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: best

60 likes

#5

“To play without passion is inexcusable!”
― Ludwig van Beethoven

251 likes

#6

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor, life

2192 likes

#7

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
― Emo Philips

tags: humour, religion

93 likes

#8

“First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build monuments to you.”
― Nicholas Klein

tags: conflict, fighting, inspirational, misattributed-to-gandhi, trial

9396 likes

#9

“It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way.”
― Ernest Hemingway

tags: writing

593 likes

#10

“We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.”
― Dave Ramsey, The Total Money Makeover: A Proven Plan for Financial Fitness

tags: happiness

674 likes

#11

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

tags: lies, lying, memory, truth

92385 likes

#12