Michael > Michael's Quotes

“The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them.”
― Rachel Maddow

“He put his foot on it, and lifted one of the sleeves out with his teeth, and chewed and chewed at it, gradually taking it in, and all the while opening and closing his eyes in a kind of religious ecstasy, as if he had never tasted anything as good as an overcoat before, in his life.”
― Mark Twain, Roughing It

“I’m telling you that if you don’t start flying, I’m going to shoot you.”
― S.A. Hunt, The Whirlwind in the Thorn Tree

“People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what’s so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there, and what’s so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them.”
― Dalai Lama XIV