Stuart Wakefield > Stuart's Quotes

“We don't buy organic. I ain't paying over the odds so some chicken gets extra legroom.”
― Stuart Wakefield, Behind the Seams

“There's this guy at my local Italian, yeah? Proper creepy. Reckon he wants his penne in my cunnelloni.”
― Stuart Wakefield, Behind the Seams

“I suggest you distance yourself from the fashion world. You've already made an excellent start with that dress.”
― Stuart Wakefield, Behind the Seams

“I didn't sleep for three days. On day four, my shears came alive and told me I could make puppies out of mystical cake mix.”
― Stuart Wakefield, Behind the Seams

“You're not broken. You're a bit chipped around the edges, but you're not broken.”
― Stuart Wakefield, Body of Water