Lucy > Lucy's Quotes

“I want more than a one-nighter with a meal plan.”
― N.M. Silber, The Law of Attraction

“I was incapable of producing
anything coherent at the moment so
rather than throwing out some witty
banter in response I said something like
“Ohgaahaad” instead. Feel free to quote
me.”
― N.M. Silber, The Law of Attraction

“A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.”
― Henny Youngman

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.”
― Shirley Conran