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Candycane Claus
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“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”
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Gena Showalter,
Oh My Goth
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“He sees me when I'm lying. He hears me when I flirt.”
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Candace Jane Kringle,
North Pole High: A Rebel Without a Claus
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“Matt is grinning at me like I'm the new Christmas toy he really wanted, but can't play with yet because he hasn't read the instructions.”
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Jillian Dodd,
That Boy
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christmas
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