Candycane Claus > Candycane's Quotes

“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”
― Gena Showalter, Oh My Goth

“He sees me when I'm lying. He hears me when I flirt.”
― Candace Jane Kringle, North Pole High: A Rebel Without a Claus

“Matt is grinning at me like I'm the new Christmas toy he really wanted, but can't play with yet because he hasn't read the instructions.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Boy