Jack > Jack's Quotes

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.”
― Rita Mae Brown

“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ”
― George Burns

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
― George Burns

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm

“I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

“Man is the only creature that consumes without producing”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm

“No sentimentality, comrade...The only good human being is a dead one.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm

“Attend to your Configuration.”
― Edwin Abbott Abbott

“[W]alking sometimes in a perfectly desolate plain where there have been no houses nor trees to guide me, I have been occasionally compelled to remain stationary for hours together, waiting till the rain came before continuing my journey.”
― Edwin Abbott Abbott, Flatland: a Romance of Many Dimensions

“Doubtless, the life of an Irregular is hard; but the interests of the Greater Number require that it shall be hard.”
― Edwin Abbott Abbott, Flatland: a Romance of Many Dimensions