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“I think you’re right,” I said. “Let me tell you a secret”
― Matt Dinniman, Carl's Doomsday Scenario

“You will not be lobbing balls at me”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Look at how beautiful she is,” Donut whispered. “She’s like a vision of pure elegance.” “Yo,” Elle cried at the bartender. “Whose dick do I gotta suck to get another drink? Christ.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Donut grumbled and jumped to The Sledge’s shoulder”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Can you please stop shouting,” Donut said. “It upsets Mongo.” Mongo squawked in agreement. Carl: Now you know how I feel when you type in all caps. Donut: THAT’S NOT THE SAME THING”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“I think my fans should have a name”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“He buy spell with own money,” Bomo said”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“This train is running on dead babies. Holy crap that’s fucked up.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Plus they’re beautiful. I look like Miss Beatrice.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Donut had also ordered the fish. She currently had a piece of broken mirror propped up on the table and was practicing her voguing.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Donut’s amazing lap dance” at the male bordello were the top two feeds in the world during that hour.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“You tried to kill Katia you fucking bitch!” Donut cried.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“We’ll never trust each other”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Miss Beatrice once used scissors to get poop off my butt,” Donut said.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“It’ll be ‘Wonderwall!’ I just know it,” Donut shouted from the far side of the platform. “It’s the greatest song of all time!”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Really”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Carl: Fuck me. I think I’ve figured it out.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“And just like that”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“To the abyss. Why don’t you come over here and call me a neanderthal to my face?”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“he’d let go of the track with his lower hand”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“it’s Prince Maestro of the Skull Empire!”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“It was Donut astride Mongo”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“I wasn’t just going to abandon you”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook