Tim Simard > Tim's Quotes

“Anyone who thinks they're too grown up or too sophisticated to eat caramel corn, is not invited to my house for dinner”
― Ruth Reichl

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary.”
― Tamora Pierce, Lady Knight

“There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...”
― Simon R. Green, Nightingale's Lament

“What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?”
― Simon R Green, Just Another Judgement Day

“Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.”
― Martin Millar, The Good Fairies of New York

“All the best geniuses are evil,”
― Gail Carriger, Curtsies & Conspiracies