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“Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up.”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

“Until she met the exploding statue, Annabeth thought she was prepared for anything.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“If somebody offers you Hapi pills, just say no!”
― Rick Riordan, The Serpent's Shadow

“Hello, Olympus! Aeolus, master of the winds here, with weather every twelve! We‘ll have a low-pressure system moving over Florida today, so expect milder temperatures since Demeter wishes to spare the citrus farmers!‖ He gestured at the blue screen, but when Jason checked the monitors, he saw that a digital image was being projected behind Aeolus, so it looked like he was standing in front of a U.S. map with animated smiley suns and frowny storm clouds. ―Along the eastern seaboard—oh, hold on.‖ He tapped his earpiece. ―Sorry, folks! Poseidon is angry with Miami today, so it looks like that Florida freeze is back on! Sorry, Demeter. Over in the Midwest, I‘m not sure what St. Louis did to offend Zeus, but you can expect winter storms! Boreas himself is being called down to punish the area with ice. Bad news, Missouri! No, wait. Hephaestus feels sorry for central Missouri, so you all will have much more moderate temperatures and sunny skies.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“Mugged by my own mother.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“You named him Festus? You know in Latin Festus means happy? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“Hey, if you poop on my blankets..."
"Please. War gods do not poop on blankets..Well except for that one time..”
― Rick Riordan

“You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.”
― Rick Riordan, The Maze of Bones

“Lacy had warned me about Drew the first day of school. Apparently the two of them had gone to some summer camp together––blah, blah, I didn't really listen to teh details––and Drew had been just as much a tyrant there.

~Sadie Kane, about Lacy and Drew of Aphrodite cabin.”
― Rick Riordan, The Serpent's Shadow

“My fatal flaw is hubris.
The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?
No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse.
What could be worse than hummus?”
― Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

“Grilled satyr with mango chutney," Polyphemus mused. He looked back at Clarisse, still hanging over the pot of boiling water. "You a satyr too?"
"No, you overgrown pile of dung!" she yelled. "I'm a girl! The daughter of Ares!Now untie me so i can rip your arms off!"
"Rip my arms off," Polyphemus repeated.
"And stuff them down your throat!"
"You got spunk.”
― Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

“Hey, guys!" Grover yelled somewhere above us. "I think she's unconscious!"
"Roooaaarrr!"
"Maybe not," Grover corrected.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“His left eyebrow crept higher and higher as I told him the strange bits like the glowing letters and serpent staff. "Well, Sadie," Inspector Williams said. "You've got quite an imagination." "I'm not lying, Inspector. And I think your eyebrow is trying to escape." He tried to look at his own eyebrows, then scowled.”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

“Rainbows. Very Macho! ~Leo Valdez”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“Poseidon’s trident was also all over the place, since Peter the Great wanted to stress Russia’s sea power. I especially like the trident on top of an obelisk -- what a great Egyptian/Greek mix up!”
― rick riordan

“Spontaneous combustion IS a form of harm, Mr. D," Chiron put in.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!”
Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his rough snout.
“My lord Osiris!” Disturber lost the bottom of his scroll again, which unraveled around his legs. “This is an outrage!”
“Sadie,” Dad said firmly, “please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins.”
― Rick Riordan, The Serpent's Shadow

“The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS
Frank: "That's wrong”
― rick riordan

“Percy frowned "You have a feast for tuna?”
― rick riordan

“Burrito fight!”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

“You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“i said abooshnosh”
― Rick Riordan

“That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up.”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

“Apollo is hot'
'He's the sun god.'
'That's not what I meant”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

“Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid Chapter Sneak Peek!

“You cannot imprison me!" He bellowed. "I am Hyperion! I am-" The bark closed over his face.
Grover took his pipes from his mouth. "You are a very nice maple tree.”
― Rick Riordan

“Leo scratched his head. Well, I dunno about enchiladas- "Enceladus" Piper corrected. Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear, or something?”
― Rick Riordan

“No matter how many times Percy killed them and watched them crumble to powder, they just kept re-forming like large evil dust bunnies.”
― Rick Riordan

“No!" Amy said. "Dan, you're lucky it was only concussive. You could've wiped out the whole Holt family."

"And that would've been bad because...?”
― Rick Riordan, The Maze of Bones