Kandy > Kandy's Quotes

“See, the night doth enfold us! See, all the world lies sleeping!”
― Giacomo Puccini

“The older one becomes the quicker the present fades into sepia and the past looms up in glorious technicolour”
― Beryl Bainbridge

“That man tried to steal my purse!” “You should have just let him have it. You could have gotten hurt.” “He’s the one who got hurt. I have three cans of Vienna sausages in here.” Rose started to ask her friend why she had Vienna sausages in her purse, then shook her head. “Never mind. Let’s go get you some lunch.”
― Jana Deleon, Rose and Helena Save Christmas

“Surprised? That was like saying the Middle East was a little tumultuous. That the ocean was big enough to swim in. That Channing Tatum was a wee bit attractive. Surprised was a paltry word for what I felt.”
― Jenny B. Jones, Can't Let You Go

“Did you know that at some point, a mama eagle pushes her babies out of the nest? She shoves them right out, and they have to fly to survive the fall.” “And if they don’t fly?” “I guess they don’t buy her a Mother’s Day present.”
― Jenny B. Jones, Can't Let You Go

“So what if she had to wear another woman's underpants. She'd live and the sun wouldn't stop coming up in the morning.”
― Carolyn Brown, To Dream

“You don't have to get out. I know how to let myself in," she said.
"I'll get you at the door and walk you to it when I return you. It's part of my job, woman," he said.
Her temper flared. "Don't you ever call me woman. I'm not backwoods white trash. I have a name and don't you forget it.”
― Carolyn Brown, To Dream

“No, I do not. I might want a baby but not in a small town. I'm getting too quick to let myself be caught up in the excitement of the moment. A handsome man standing beside me. Adorable children everywhere I look. What woman wouldn't have an attack of Iwannababyitis?”
― Carolyn Brown, To Dream

“Speaking of God, He’s real and He’s there, too. And don’t ask what He looks like because you wouldn’t understand even if I told you.”
― Jodi Picoult, Where There's Smoke

“I’m smart enough to know that alcohol isn’t the answer to my problems, but I’m wise enough to accept it as a crutch.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Off the Subject Box Set

“This is the worst idea in the history of ideas, yet I can’t stop myself from nodding.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Off the Subject Box Set

“I take the tall glass full of brown liquid. “What is it?” “Does it matter? It’s alcohol. Drink.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Off the Subject Box Set

“That’s why you’re so good as president of the busybody club, uh, I mean the neighborhood watch.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Four and a Half Predicaments

“was probably the worst idea of all ideas since the beginning of time, but I found myself saying, “Yeah. Let’s go.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Four and a Half Predicaments

“Let’s be honest, I’ve been an ass.”
― Ruth Bailey, Loving His Cowgirl

“There is a child-like side to both of them, which makes laughter easy and joy abundant. I envy them that.”
― Ruth Bailey, Loving His Cowgirl

“It was only ten-thirty and it was already a craptastic day.”
― Denise Grover Swank, The Substitute

“I’m going to guess that you hate coconut, so I should probably answer that I make killer margaritas.” She laughed again. “I knew you were smart.”
― Denise Grover Swank, The Substitute

“Actually it’s two cups. And yes. Coffee is the elixir of the gods.”
― Denise Grover Swank, The Substitute

“One for informing your nephew of his illegitimacy and the second for spelling out the home of you know who.”
― Denise Grover Swank, The Player

“He gave her a goofy grin. “Not everyone can be hip to the lingo. Don’t be a hater, Blair.”
― Denise Grover Swank, The Player

“She laughed. “Yeah, there are two—#legalweddingcrasher and #fixtheprinterstopthewedding.”
― Denise Grover Swank, The Player

“It’s not every day your brother-in-law’s sort of girlfriend’s sister marries her ex-boyfriend.”
― Teresa Mummert, Suicide Note

“Ever notice that drunk people are, like, the worst whisperers ever?”
― Cindi Madsen, Getting Lucky Number Seven

“After I closed the door behind us, bringing this Saturday night to a three-way kind of sitch—and not the good kind—I ran a hand through my hair. “Uh,”
― Cindi Madsen, Getting Lucky Number Seven

“I guess if you put off dealing with things long enough, they simply came after you when you least wanted them to.”
― Cindi Madsen, Getting Lucky Number Seven

“Saint Joseph, Michigan is a hamlet catered specifically to the tastes of rich, vacationing city folk. In the summer, these wealthy tourists haul their yachts out of storage and settle into their lakeside summer homes. When they aren’t oiling up on the beach, they flock to quaint ice cream parlors and overpriced clothing and art stores along Dove Street. Of course, none of the permanent residents of St. Joe can afford to buy anything from those boutiques, but we do get a little pleasure when yuppies get their stilettos stuck in the cracks of our brick-paved roads. Apart from the beach and movie theater, it’s our main source of entertainment.”
― Jennifer Brightside, The Local Color

“If I had a Dolorean and a Micheal J. Fox, I’d be getting ready to travel through time.”
― Jennifer Brightside, The Local Color

“I took the last bite of the pie, then licked the plate. "Yep. You're looking at the future first baby mama to Blaine Crabtree.”
― Magan Vernon, A Paper Trail

“Hell is the opposite. It’s cold and stark and full of nothing. And I’m there now.”
― Denise Grover Swank, There