Thirty-Four and a Half Predicaments Quotes

“was probably the worst idea of all ideas since the beginning of time, but I found myself saying, “Yeah. Let’s go.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Four and a Half Predicaments

“That’s why you’re so good as president of the busybody club, uh, I mean the neighborhood watch.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Four and a Half Predicaments

“Dirk looked like a goat let loose in an aluminum recycling lot.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Four and a Half Predicaments

“We’re only gonna talk to him,” I said for what had to be the hundredth time as I pulled my truck up to the curb. But Neely Kate seemed exceptionally bloodthirsty, and truth be told, I didn’t trust her all that much to behave.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Four and a Half Predicaments

“Sure thing.” She scooped out a couple of brownies and put them in a small green bag, then wrapped red ribbon all around it and tied it off. It looked like it had been wrapped by a drunken elf after he’d broken his hand in a tussle with a reindeer.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Four and a Half Predicaments

“wasn’t on that list. Probably.”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Four and a Half Predicaments

“PREDICAMENTS”
― Denise Grover Swank, Thirty-Four and a Half Predicaments