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Evan Geller
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“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
―
Alan Moore
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life
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“Girl, you are wiser than your years.”
“Actually, Randall, I’m just older than I look.”
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Evan Geller,
God Bless The Dead
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#3
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
―
Groucho Marx
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#4
“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”
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Jorge Luis Borges
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#5
“To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.”
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Jorge Luis Borges
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#6
“Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time.”
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Jorge Luis Borges
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#7
“Reality is not always probable, or likely.”
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Jorge Luis Borges
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reality
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#8
“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
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Groucho Marx
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#9
“That's a lot of rope.”
―
Evan Geller,
God Bless The Dead
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#10
“Art is never finished, only abandoned.”
―
Leonardo da Vinci
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#11
“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”
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Lemony Snicket,
The Wide Window
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humor-cats-allergies
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#12
“If both Church and fairy-tale belong to humanity, they may occasionally cross circles, without injury to either.”
―
George MacDonald,
Adela Cathcart
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#13
“Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.”
―
David Sedaris
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