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#1

“Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: clary, clothes, jace, wounds

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#2

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
― H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land

tags: misattributed-cassandra-clare, misattributed-jace

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#3

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

tags: clary-fray, demons, growing-up, humor, jace-wayland, luke, teenager

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#4

“Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
― Cassandra Clare

tags: humor, jace-wayland, simon-lewis

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#5

“Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

tags: clary-fray, ebay, jace-wayland, myth

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#6

“Don't waste your time with fear.. Fear won't keep you safe from being hurt.”
― Tiffanie DeBartolo, God-Shaped Hole

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#7

“You can't stop time. You can't capture light. You can only turn your face up and let it rain down.”
― Kim Edwards, The Memory Keeper's Daughter

tags: time

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#8

“I’m writing this because you begged. You know how I love the begging”
― CJ Roberts, Epilogue

tags: caleb, chapter-one, dark, epilogue, livvie, romance

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#9

“Men who hurt Women are my favorite men to kill. Touch her and I'll send you straight to hell - with a smile on my face!”
― Pamela Clare, Ride the Fire

tags: nicholas-kenleigh

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#10

“Wait until you get inside. It's my favorite part.' And yes, gentle readers, I am that fucking smooth.”
― C.J. Roberts, Epilogue

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#11

“Tell me you love me, Caleb," I whispered.
He kissed me, refusing. "I wish I could, Kitten”
― CJ Roberts, Seduced in the Dark

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#12

“Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

tags: boys, hot, humor

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#13

“Why are you such an ass?" The words came out before I could think twice.
"Everyone has to excel at something, right?"
"Well, you're doing a great job.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

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#14

“I've always found that the most beautiful people, truly beautiful inside and out, are the ones who are quietly unaware of their effect." His eyes searched mine intently, and for a moment we stood there toe to toe. "The ones who throw their beauty around, waste what they have? Their beauty is only passing. It's just a shell hiding nothing but shadows and emptiness.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

tags: compliment, daemon, sweet, thoughtfull

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#15

“I could always give you a teaser. You bookish people love teasers, don't you?”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Onyx

tags: best-quote-ever, daemon, onyx, teaser

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#16

“Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

tags: daemon, hilarious, katy, sparkly

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#17

“I always liked you. From the moment you first flipped me off.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Onyx

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#18

“The day my internet was hooked up was better than having a hot guy check out my butt and ask for my phone number.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

tags: katy

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#19

“Daemon: I checked out your blog.
Katy: Stalking me again, I see. Do I need to get a restraining order?
Daemon: In your dreams, Kitten. Oh wait, I'm already starring in those, aren't I?
Katy: Nightmares, Daemon. Nightmares.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

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#20

“So the dickhead had a name. Daemon—seemed fitting. And of course his sister would be as attractive as him. Why not? Welcome to West
Virginia, the land of lost models.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

tags: katy

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#21

“If she was mine, I'd cherish every inch of her. And I wanted to. Now”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

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#22

“Wouldn’t you like to slip into something more comfortable though? Perhaps a coma?”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

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#23

“She's one of those people who are like Slinkies."
"Slinkies?"
"Yeah. Basically useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

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#24

“Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if you’re going to act like a complete dick then it makes sense to dress like one.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

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#25

“Taryn, are you even listening to me?
“I pretended to, so let that be enough”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

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#26

“Here's something for you to remember; you might have been born into money, but you came out of a vagina the same as everyone else. Popping out of one that's rich doesn't make you anything but lucky, or susceptible to being stuck your own arse. Whichever.”
― Suzanne Wright, From Rags

tags: humor, you-got-told

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#27

“Erections don’t equal personal growth, Trey”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

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#28

“If I want your opinion, I’ll kick it out of you, okay?”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

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#29

“The good Lord had been having a very creative day when he made Connor McKenzie”
― Suzanne Wright, From Rags

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#30

“I’ll spank your ass so damn hard there’ll be a permanent handprint right there.”
She gave him a cheeky smile. “As long as you understand there’ll be a matching one on your face.”
― Suzanne Wright, Wicked Cravings

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