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  • #1
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #2
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #3
    Maurice Switzer
    “It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
    Maurice Switzer, Mrs. Goose, Her Book

  • #4
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #5
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #6
    Albert Einstein
    “I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #7
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #8
    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
    Ernest Benn

  • #9
    Groucho Marx
    “Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #10
    Groucho Marx
    “A man is only as old as the woman he feels.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #11
    Groucho Marx
    “Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #12
    George Carlin
    “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
    George Carlin

  • #13
    George Carlin
    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
    George Carlin

  • #14
    George Carlin
    “Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”
    George Carlin

  • #15
    Lawrence Block
    “It's enough of a strain killing people. I've no time for deer.
    --Mick Ballou”
    Lawrence Block, Everybody Dies

  • #16
    Mark Twain
    “′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.”
    Mark Twain



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