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“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!'
Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.
Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess', and then she said she didn't have a clue. And then we bumped into
you
before I could break it down for her.'
Tristan snorted. 'Are you serious?'
'As an earthquake', Bane smirked.”
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S.K. Munt
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humor
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“His expression changed, and he took a step back. He looked away. "When you said it was
broken
, you were just being-"
"No! It is. My phone. Broken." Now she sounded like Yoda on crack.”
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Brigid Kemmerer,
Storm
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“What did I do?”
“What did you do? Well, for starters, you used your face to stop a cafeteria door from swinging open.”
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Anna Banks,
Of Poseidon
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