“Bubba is fixing a door and he finds that he needs a new hinge, so he sends Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the store Mary Louise sees a beautiful teapot on the top shelf while she is waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on a customer. When Joe Bob is finished, Mary Louise asks, “How much for the teapot?” “That’s silver and it costs a hundred dollars,” he replies. “My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!” She then proceeds to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob goes to the backroom to find one. From the backroom Joe Bob yells, “Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?” “No,” she replies. “But I will for the teapot.”