George Carlin

“I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.”


George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by George Carlin
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