“Okay, I'll stop, but if anything happens, just ask yourself, WELSD?"

"Mom-"

"No, I mean it. anytime you get into a hairy situation, ask yourself: What would Lisbeth Salander do?" She gave her daughter a minute, then prompted her. "Well?"

"After a heavy sigh, Auri replied. "She'd stab a bitch."

"Exactly. And if that doesn't work?"

Another sigh. "She'd set a bitch on fire."

Precisely. And if that doesn't work?"

"Mom," Auri whined, shifting in her seat.

"If that doesn't work?"

"Fine. She'd eviscerate a bitch's online presence and get him or her sent to prison for kiddie porn.”