“Of course, when selecting my reading material, I stick to the stories suitable for ladies."
'How lovely. What are your favorites?' Mr.Croaksworth asked, and Beatrice cleared her throat.
'Oh, I adore ... anything about women moving from one drawing room to another,' she began. 'And, er, friendships between ... ponies and horses ...' She trailed off, but Mr. Croaksworth nodded vigorously.”