A Goodreads user asked Arthur Graham:

Three questions. Today's news said that someone in Utah has filed a suit which would, if successful, would allow him to marry his computer. Was that you? If not, as a libertine, do you approve of the official recognition of inter-species relationships? If yes, do you consider it fair for the public to have to pay for the transportation required to fulfill the computer's visitation rights? Further thoughts welcomed.

Arthur Graham Well, ever since we legalized gay marriage, people have been marrying everything else left and right (as predicted), so why not your computer? It would be like marrying every big-bootied MILF on PornHub simultaneously, and, like any good wife, they would only open their mouths in order to take your massive load.

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