I guess that my ignored question was too unprofessinal to warrant a response from a top selling co author pro, so I'll try another one. When you're going down on a chick have you ever been greeted with laughter from aforementioned chick? Not that there's the least suggestion of inadequacy, I just wonder if the beard produces a tickle. One more. Does this shit play out any different in Boca Raton? Yo!!
Clearly, I sell FAR too many books to ever deign to answer such a question publicly, but I will indulge you this time. However, I think you already know the answer. And yes, as you can probably imagine, in Boca Raton it's the dudes' bungholes you need to worry about beard-tickling.