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Goodreads asked L.J. Shea:

Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?

L.J. Shea "Brains. Brains!", the zombified English teacher shrieked as she staggered into a classroom full of Year 9 students.
She paused, then walked straight out again - "Brains. Brains!"

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