He Who Fights with Monsters 4 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #4)

by Shirtaloon

If someone sees me, they won’t believe their eyes, especially if I gaslight them a little.”

“I don’t like the courses in this one as much,” Taika said. “I think the Wii version had the best track selection in the whole series.”

His family did one of the few things even less plausible than magic—they took a genuine interest in a family member’s holiday videos.

Then pour over some ice and prepare to get seriously quenched.

“I’m a man’s man,” Jason said. “The only thing I fear is a frank discussion about my feelings.”

“I

worry that you are going to make a decision with long-term ramifications in the heat of the moment.”

“What?” Ian said. “I’m secure enough in my sexuality to acknowledge a beautiful man.”

“And you’re treating me like an uneducated white voter.

They should have been more careful with the essences they gave Ozzy Osbourne.” “Is that why he’s not dead?

“Yeah, bro,” Taika said. “I was there for that. All these hardcore-looking blokes hanging about, looking like they’re going to break your legs. Then you spot the board game and realise that we're not all so different after all. It was kind of heart-warming.”