Jacob Proffitt

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“Is that eyeliner?” “Non-smudging, waterproof eyeliner.” He lifted the hem of his shirt to show me the bottom of a spikey, rune-filled triangle on his side. “Best product for drawing on skin.” “You don’t say.”
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I'm not sure why I didn't connect better with this story, but it's probably a combination of a lot of things. For one, this is the audiobook that hit right when I started working from home, so it only really got play on my infrequent walks and/or ...more
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Tadiana ✩Night Owl☽ is 44% done with Black Sheep: ‘I like the way you have of saying just what comes into your head.’
She smiled, but shook her head. ‘No, it is my besetting sin, and I ought long since to have overcome it.’
‘From what I recall of your father, I should suppose that he made every effort to help you to do so. Did he dislike you as much as you disliked him?’
‘Yes, he – Oh, how dare you? You are quite abominable!’
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Ami is 36% done with Murder of Crows: Continuing my re-read session... OOH, I forgot about Simon wanted to get feet-cream on his paw!! And this one, this still made me chuckling so bad


He growled. He couldn't help it. "Lakeside has a human pack now because of her. A whole pack of troublesome, not-edible females"
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This is second in a series and much of the setup happens in the first. You could start here if you like, but I highly recommend reading the first, er, first.

If you've read the first, then you know what to expect with this one, more or less. In a good
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Clearly being an author drove otherwise normal people mad. Especially when combined with Facebook.
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“Has Kate even cracked the seal on the crypt?” Hetheridge sat up ramrod-straight. “Is that your way of asking if she’s spent the night with me?” “No!” Bhar looked horrified. Then before he could stop himself, he emitted a high-pitched cackle. “I meant, have you taken Kate to see your family estate in Devon. Maybe it wasn’t the clearest reference to a cobwebby old ancestral manse,” he gasped, beginning to choke on his own laughter, “but for you to assume … assume …” He broke off, eyes closed, shaking with mirth.
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“I loved getting my M. B. A., and I really enjoyed being an accountant and financial analyst before I quit my day job twenty-five years ago to write full time. I just liked writing more…plus, I knew even then that as a full-time writer, I'd get plenty of chances to do business-type stuff, while as an accountant, I probably wouldn't get a lot of opportunities to write about dragons.”
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Chris  Cannon
“Tell me about his friend."

"Cute, blond, brown eyes, serious expression, looks like he'll grow up to be a lawyer."

"I do love serious boys. They're so much fun to mess with. Maybe I'll tell him I'm thinking about starting a cult."

"You're evil."

"That's why we get along so well.”
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Terry Pratchett
“Just a minute," said Lobsang. "Who are you? Time has stopped, the world is given over to...fairy tales and monsters, and there's a schoolteacher walking around?"

"Best kind of person to have," said Susan. "We don't like silliness. Anyway, I told you. I've inherited certain talents."

"Like living outside of time?"

"That's one of them."

"It's a weird talent for a schoolteacher!"

"Good for marking, though," said Susan calmly.”
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Terry Pratchett
“A book has been taken. A book has been taken? You summoned the Watch," Carrot drew himself up proudly, "because someone's taken a book? You think that's worse than murder?"
The Librarian gave him the kind of look other people would reserve for people who said things like "What's so bad about genocide?”
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Chris  Cannon
“Jack shoved his finger in my face. "You can talk to any other guy at this school, but you are not allowed to talk to him."

Had my brother learned nothing in the last sixteen years? Apparently not, and for that he would pay. I turned back to the source of my brother's irritation.

"Grant, do you have a girlfriend who would mind if you kissed me to piss off my brother?”
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