He Who Fights with Monsters 4 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #4)

by Shirtaloon

“I see you’re one of those people who don’t listen so much as wait for their turn to speak,”

“You’re Jason Asano.” “Yep. Have been for a while, which makes it easy to remember.”

“Tell the truth as much as you can, and if you have to lie, make it obvious. That makes it easier to slip the important lies past people.”

“How come you sound like an arsehole but look like… actually, that checks out.”

I’m an interdimensional warlock ninja.”

“Friendship,” Jason continued, “is having people to share the best and the worst days of your life with. Friendship is knowing there will be someone you can rely on, no matter what.

“Kai, it’s a magic helicopter,” Erika said. “You don’t register it. You fly it upside down while yelling ‘woo’ like you’re Nature Boy Ric Flair.”