He Who Fights with Monsters 4 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #4)

by Shirtaloon

“Maybe I should have had you turn into an ’81 Trans Am.” “I don’t know what that is.” “It’s for making a shadowy flight into the world of a man who does not exist.” “That has not alleviated my confusion.” “Do you have a turbo boost button?” “I do not.”

Yay!

Engineers of Ascension

“Bram Stoker was a debacle and the less said about Bela Lugosi the better, but Anne Rice and Twilight really turned things around.”

but I’m afraid that there are miles to go before you sleep.”

I love paying homage to the classics.

“Your sensitivity must almost be akin to mind-reading, except you feel people's baser instincts instead of their loftier thoughts. You get all our ugly urges without the higher ideals that keep us from savaging each other like animals. Or capitalists.”

“And you’re treating me like an uneducated white voter. We may keep voting our own idiots in, here in Australia, but we’re not America yet.”

“You really have changed, Jason. You never used to have this vindictiveness inside you.” “It was a parting gift from my closest friend,” he said,

“I’d rather listen to the whine of the drill about to lobotomise me than that woman. The results would be essentially the same.”