Count Your Lucky Stars (Written in the Stars, #3)

by Alexandria Bellefleur

“Her cat did try to kill my vibrator, though. So that was fun.” Silence followed for a beat, two beats— “Is that a . . . metaphor?” Darcy asked. Annie bent forward laughing, slapping her knee. “Her pussy killed your vibrator. Holy hell, what’s it made of?”

This had me on the floor gasping for air. Yes, my humor is really simple