Dial A for Aunties (Aunties, #1)
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Read between April 2 - April 4, 2024
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Their grasp of the English language is not a reflection of their intelligence, but a reflection of the sacrifice that they have made for us.
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The table being round means all the dishes are equally within reach of everyone, but Chinese family meals aren’t complete without everyone serving food to everyone else, because doing so shows love and respect, which means we all need to do it in the most attention-seeking way possible. What’s the point of giving Big Aunt the biggest siu mai if nobody else notices?
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Everything in Chinese-Indo culture is like that; everybody is somehow related to everybody else, and deals happen because somebody’s in-law knows someone else’s friend’s cousin.
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“I did just kill a person, so I don’t know that you can say you’ve raised me well.” “Oh, he must deserve it.”
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“I hear about this kind of Internet scam before. Is called goldfish.” “Catfish,” I say. “No, I’m sure is call goldfish. Because pretend got gold, but actually just a fish.”