Celesté

“You want to jump his holly jolly boner, then do it. You want to tongue him down under the mistletoe, do that too. You want him to be your lay in a manger? My vote is yes. Yes, to all of it!”
― K.C. Mills, Christmas in Spite of You

“But qualified women aren’t likable; likable women aren’t qualified. The only way to get the job is to be ten times better than the best man and likable, which means willing to absorb any amount of misogyny in any form from anyone with a smile on your face, forever. You must be attractive but not too attractive; men don’t want to look at an unattractive woman all day long, but they won’t feel comfortable working with a woman much more attractive than their own wives.”
― Sarah Manguso, Liars

“Stop thinking of the worst case scenario, especially if you ain’t got no evidence supporting any of that shit.”
― ML Bash, Kevo & Juvi: A Miller's Pointe Christmas

“My mother knew all of my highs and lows. She kept my secrets and I could talk to her about anything. While she was my lifelong best friend, she never let me forget that she wore the title of my mother first.”
― Kimberly Brown, The Expiration Date