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In fact, I’m going to have to insist that Carl choose a cat race as well.”
Yolanda’s body disintegrated in a red cloud of ribbon-like flesh like she was a knitted sweater that had been unraveled all at once.
Just remember, luck goes both ways, like your mom.
Here’s an interesting fact. The DNA of a kobold and the DNA of a chihuahua are almost identical. That should tell you almost everything you need to know about these yappy little assholes.
“Glurp, glurp!” the audience screamed. “Glurp, glurp!”
Everyone is calling the Prince ‘Pork Boy’ and, uh, ‘Carl’s Naughty Little Piggie.’
“Carl, darling. I can’t believe you hooked up with that guy,” Donut said loudly. She pushed at the door, heading out of the room. “He sure squealed a lot, though.” Her laughter trailed off into the hallway. “Goddamnit, Donut,” I said.
As Miss Beatrice used to say, ‘Time to pay the Daddy tax.’”
