Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

Me, I didn’t have a choice. Like I said, it was below freezing. I was outside. And I was wearing boxers, a leather jacket, and a pair of pink Crocs sandals that barely fit me.

Lol this is prime "it's called fashion, look it up."

Donut, who had been sleeping right next to me on the bed, decided at that very moment that she wanted to—for the first time in her feline life—go outside and explore. She jumped up on my shoulder, and she leaped out the second-story window onto the tree outside my apartment. Just like that. I’d had that window open dozens of times over the past year, and she’d never even given the window a second glance. But tonight, on the coldest night of the year, the furry asshole decided to Lewis and Clark her way out of the apartment.

Bro lol

Congratulations! You’ve earned your first achievement: Crazy Cat Lady. You have entered the World Dungeon accompanied by a cat. Ahh, isn’t that sweet? Reward: You’ve received a Bronze Pet Box!

I genuinely loled

“You’re not going to break me,” I said. “You might hurt me, or kill me, but you’re not going to break me.”