Kissing the Coronavirus (Kissing the Coronavirus #1)
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like a pulsating, erect penis, desperate to unleash its devastation on anyone who touched it.
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her nipple hardening like a tic tac.
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Pretty great, indeedily.
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It was like she’d sat on a battery.
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her pussy so wet that the lace glided across her skin like a fat man on a water slide.
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She liked big, muscular men who looked like Greek statues, except with huge cocks rather than small ones.
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so deprived of the feeling of a hot man-dog inside her lubricated pussy-bun,
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and because Alexa had huge boobies, a thicc ass and nice legs, he would sometimes overlook her.
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She loved beards, and a moustache was only the start of a beard, like micropenises are just the start of real penises.
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If only he had a beard. And was taller and had a big cock and was handsome and made her wet. ​Like COVID-19.
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samplometer.
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Even the sound of the virus made her ovaries clash together like cymbals.
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Alexa’s heart fluttered like it had done the time she’d fucked the farmer’s cross-eyed son and uncrossed his eyes.
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Alexa’s heart hammered harder than the time she was hammered by the carpet fitter when he came to fit carpets in her country manor.
58%
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A guttural, animalistic roar. So strong and powerful it made Alexa’s clitoris judder with anticipation.
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His strong brow. Piercing blue eyes. Supple lips. A wide jaw, like the trunk of a car. Bulky, thick shoulders. A flat stomach. A bulge in his trousers the size of a medium-length python. Legs. And presumably feet, but Alexa couldn’t see those behind the desk.
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Suddenly a strong chonk of a finger rubbed across Alexa’s cheek.
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Alexa’s clitoris floundered.
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It was so long and warm and fat, like an arm without the bones.
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His tongue, so soft and hot, like a chunk of microwaved fish, sloshing around inside her mouth.
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as she came her entire body spasmed and she writhed around like a bumble ball with no off switch.
90%
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love lotion,