Is This Anything?

by Jerry Seinfeld

Everything Is Garbage I believe that all of the objects and possessions that we own really just exist at different stages of becoming garbage. To me, the world is comprised of garbage and pre-garbage. I hate the garbage, and I love to throw it out. That is my personality type. I love to throw anything out. I find if I have something, I really don’t want it. I wish there was a store where you could buy something, pivot, and just throw it down a chute into an incinerator. Complete the whole inevitable process right there.

When my wife says, “The air is on me.” It’s the equivalent of a normal person saying, “A bear is on me.”