Is This Anything?

by Jerry Seinfeld

Head Cheese. Whooaaa… I don’t know what this is. But the words “head” and “cheese” should never be that close together for any reason. I’ll try Head Meat before I go near this item.

You can measure distance by time. “How far away is that place?” “About 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way. “When do you get off work?” “Around 3 miles.”