Walk of Shame (Love Unexpectedly, #4)

by Lauren Layne

“What are you looking for?” I ask. “Garbage bags.” I blink. “Can’t take it anymore, huh? Going to off me and drag my body out of the building in a big black bag?” “Don’t be ridiculous, Georgiana.” There it is. “You’re small enough that I could just put your body down the trash chute. Far more practical.” I laugh. “Did you just make a joke?”

If you’re wondering what Andrew Mulroney looks like while he’s in workout mode, picture this: Thor and Captain America somehow defeat biology and have a love child together. And call him Andrew. You’re welcome for the visual.

“Do you ever let loose?” I ask. “Order french fries? Unbutton a button? Have a one-night stand?” “That an invitation?” “Of course I’ll share my fries,” I say, reaching across the table and giving his hand a little pat,

“Only because you make them messy!” he shouted, furious that he couldn’t get control of the situation. “You want a news flash? Here’s one: not everything works out like your stupid movies. In fact, most things don’t. This is real life, Georgiana. Grow up.”

Dick

He inhaled to rein in his temper and frustration. “Why don’t we talk after you’ve calmed down?” Again it was the wrong thing to say.

Is this guy dumb and or what