The Vampire's Mail Order Bride (Nocturne Falls, #1)
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Captain Underpants, her enormous black and white Maine Coon, would yowl his displeasure when Delaney got home. Captain Underpants did not like to wait for his dinner. She had originally named the cat Princess Buttercream, but as it turned out, Princess Buttercream was a boy. Delaney was a whiz with candy, lousy at guessing cat gender.
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A small cow walked toward him and meowed. “What on earth is—Stanhill mentioned you brought your cat. He failed to mention the creature is the size of an SUV.”
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“You’ve got me confused with one of those women who needs a ring on her finger to feel complete. I don’t put those kinds of expectations on men. And I’d say I’m sorry things didn’t work out between you and Hugh, but based on your current amount of crazy, I’d say he dodged a bullet.”
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She must have had work done. Good work. Not the kind that made a woman look like she had a chip clip holding everything together on the back of her neck. “Thank you for inviting me. Your home is incredible.”
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If this town got any smaller, it would be the social equivalent of wearing Spanx.
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The calories in a single chocolate chip produce enough energy to walk one hundred and fifty feet.
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A vampire in a romance novel was something very different than one standing in front of you.
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When they got to the part of the service about anyone objecting, I stood up and told him exactly what I thought about him, his treatment of my mother and his failure to show up at the funeral.”
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another woman. You’re my last thought of the day and my first thought when I awake.” Her chest rose and fell with her breaths. “What about not wanting to be married? About not being over Juliette?” He bent his forehead to hers, needing to connect himself
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As far as his plan to turn her away went, it was a spectacular success if the pain in his heart was any indicator.