The Vampire's Mail Order Bride (Nocturne Falls, #1)

by Kristen Painter

“This is like Stepford meets the Addams family. Who built this place? Tim Burton?”

“You guys really take this Halloween thing seriously, don’t you?” He shrugged as he opened the door for her. “As they say at the chamber of commerce meetings, Ween sells.” “Please tell me they don’t really say that.” “Sadly, they do.”

“You’ve got me confused with one of those women who needs a ring on her finger to feel complete. I don’t put those kinds of expectations on men. And I’d say I’m sorry things didn’t work out between you and Hugh, but based on your current amount of crazy, I’d say he dodged a bullet.”

I like to dip my toe into both sides of the river, if you know what I mean. Human, supernatural, I like ’em all.” Hugh grimaced. “If only it was just your toe you were dipping.”