Kell's Legend (Clockwork Vampire Chronicles, #1) in Sword & Sorcery: "An earthier sort of fantasy"

Sep 08, 2010 Greg (adds 2 TBR list daily) Hersom rated it it was ok

An albino army invades the kingdom of Falanor, and the first to fall to their merciless onslaught is its most northern city, Jaldar. As it happens, this is where the famous warrior hero Kell has retired. As the invaders begin the slaughter, Kell hurries to rescue his grand-daughter, Nieanna. The dire circumstances call for an uneasy alliance between Kell and a dapper, swashbuckling thief named Saark. After a daring rescue of Nieanna and her friend Kat, the four become refugees, and they may be F An albino army invades the kingdom of Falanor, and the first to fall to their merciless onslaught is its most northern city, Jaldar. As it happens, this is where the famous warrior hero Kell has retired. As the invaders begin the slaughter, Kell hurries to rescue his grand-daughter, Nieanna. The dire circumstances call for an uneasy alliance between Kell and a dapper, swashbuckling thief named Saark. After a daring rescue of Nieanna and her friend Kat, the four become refugees, and they may be Falanor's only hope against the clockwork vampire horde.

Knowing the premise of this book, I had my misgivings. However, I also knew that this story was supposed to pay homage to the late David Gemmell, so Kell's Legend gnawed at me until I finally decided to give it a go. Vampires, in my opinion, are being done to undeath nowadays. Unfortunately, the steampunk series title, The Clockwork Vampire Chronicles, and the badass barbarian that graces the cover couldn't bring Kell's Legend back to life. Instead there are too many elements to carry, and I wasn't far into the novel before the flaws became obvious. All due respect to Andy Remic, but my initial perception was right.

For the first few chapters, Kell's Legend is entertaining in a sick kind of way -- so bad it's almost good. It's a little like how a cheesy, low-budget movie can be so much fun that you can't stop watching it over and over. However, that guilty pleasure story is a lot harder to pull off in a book. Plus, I don't believe it was Remic's intention to write a cheesy, low-budget novel.

So I did not finish this novel.

Ultimately, the clockwork vampires, called "vachines," were just too much to swallow. The vachines are a warrior race made from a combination of dark sorcery and clockwork engineering, and they sustain their near immortality by consuming a mixture of blood and oil. Their culture is confusing, like it was being made-up as the story went along.

Still, Mr. Remic has an unorthodox writing style that I can appreciate, and his prose has an edge that reminds me of the lyrics of a hard-rock band like Soundgarden. I'm a fan of descriptive writing and at times I liked Remic's visual imagery, but it soon became repetitive.

Mostly Remic just needs someone to rein him in. I could handle the borderline pornographic sexual interludes until reading of a "great erection" complete with clockwork testicles. That one almost gave me an attack of acid-reflux. I held on for a few more chapters, but could no longer justify continuing, especially with so many other books on my TBR list.

Despite, not liking Kell's Legend, Andy Remic has potential. There is something in his style that appeals to my somewhat twisted taste. I may just have to check out his other books. ...more

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Apr 18, 2021 Shawn rated it really liked it

Kell's Legend begins the tale of an old beaten-down legendary warrior whose brutal past is immortalized in song throughout the land. He's content in 'retirement', staying home and minding his own, but it doesn't take long for an old threat to rear its head, stirring Kell into action once again.

There's some pretty original and entertaining ideas in this, most of all the 'clockwork vampires', or vachine -- vampiric people who have been enhanced with sorta steampunk-ish parts through a very brutal ...more

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Apr 06, 2012 Shawn Fritsche rated it did not like it

When I read the description for this, I thought it was a can't miss- cool clockwork vampires and a hero with a big axe going around and kicking ass. I'm sad to say this book flat out sucked.

It started off pretty decent, but the further it went into the story the more repetitive and boring it got. Bad guy sends monster to kill the hero, the hero fights bravely but cannot overcome said monster, then an even bigger monster comes along to kill the other monster, allowing the hero to escape. Repeat. ...more

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Aug 24, 2011 Gerald Black rated it really liked it

This book is not for the prudish or squeamish. It is not Harry Potter.It is Game of Thrones if written by RE Howard. As a big fan of heroic fantasy, most notably David Gemmel and RE Howard, I was pleased with this book. It was action packed and filled with brutal fight scenes. It did hold many similarities to Gemmel's Legend, but the antagonists, the vachine, were something new. The cliff hanger ending only whets my appetite for more and I will be delving into the brutal world of Kell for more e ...more

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