Mel’s
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(group member since Jun 02, 2012)
Mel’s
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I've always found that adults who are amazing enough to never grow up are authors. And I mean fantasy and YA authors. They're obviously the best kind, and their imagination never leaves them, and the whole world stops whining for them to grow up. Because then, what would we read? XD I want to be like that.
Awesome! :DI can't swim for my life... But I just win, because I um..... I can read about people swimming! XD
Whenever someone asks me what kind of sports I do, I either answer "Is reading a sport?" or "Go die in a hole". XD
XD So useless are they to me... I imagine it as this tiny little dude with spectacles telling people calmly "Don't do this", "Don't forget that", "Always do this"... with hands folded in his lap.And if I ever had Mature Decision Guy in my head, I picture him reduced to kicking and screaming and flailing his arms, sobbing "I GIVE UP!!!!!" over and over again. While I calmly be a weird, creepy idiot, crazily laughing and smiling like Prince the Ripper, because Mature Decision Guy can't control me. XD
You know that logical part of your mind that's telling you not to listen to the random, weird, insane things I say and that helps you make mature decisions? I don't have one of those...
XD Okay, lemme see how many of those references I know...The Maze Runner?
Harry Potter!
Divergent
HIS DARK MATERIALS!!! :D
Percy Jackson
MBS ;)
Any more? That was intense. You intimidate me with your awesomeness.
My nook hates my guts, but I suppose I deserve it. I've attempted to throw it way too many times.But in my defense it was always for good reason!!!
"WHAT THE FUDGE?! WHY DID EDWARD HAVE TO LEAVEEEEEEEE?!* *sobs and nearly throws nook*
"STUPID PIECE OF JUNK! I DON'T CARE IF THERE'S NO WIFI CONNECTION! I WANT THE FUDGING INTERNET!!!!" *shakes nook in air and comes dangerously close to throwing it*
"WHAAAAAAAAT?!!!!! THE SAMPLE IS OVER?!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" *again, I say: nook in danger...*
"Why aren't you a paperback, you electronic waste?! Stop making me feel so futuristic and evil!" *nearly throws but decides against it and does headdesk instead*
And finally... "JACOB DID WHAT?!!!!!!!! NO!!!! NONONONONONONO!!!!" *throws nook*
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*but only a little bit, because it's mean to abuse technology* ...Heh. I'm so horrid.
I deeply apologize, but I am the one here that is currently turning into a vampire. Therefore, I am most definitely winning.In your faces. XD
XD But then I came back as I ghost to haunt you forever! Ooooooh! *waggles fingers all spooky-like* Live, Love, Tuuuuuuummmmbleeeeee! I'm here to haaaaaaaunt youuuuuuu!Super winning points for being a cheesy ghost. XD
NOOOOOOO! I cried so hard when I saw that...I just saved Frances by letting her stay on the floating piece of wood and sacrificing my own life! SO winning! XD
Oh yeah, and amazing socks, of course. I love my socks. I need my socks. I cannot live without socks. ;)
